No one worships those gods anymore
History professor: No one worships those gods anymore. Anyone who did has passed away by now. Pagans: Quit telling everyone I’m dead! History professor: Sometimes...
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Haters will…
Haters will see you committing blatant acts of hubris and condemn you to an eternity of pushing a boulder up a mountain only to have...
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How do you spell Hawaii?
Cyclops: How do you spell Hawaii? Wife [Biting lip]: Well, you need two i’s. Cyclops [Puts pen down]: My life is just a joke to...
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RIP cat who thought sunglasses would stop Medusa
Lawn ornament of a cat with glasses, all made of stone. Caption: RIP cat who thought sunglasses would stop Medusa.
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What to do when you feel anxious
@LIZANDMOLLY What to do when you feel anxious. Take deep breaths. Go for a brisk walk Meditate briefly Focus on a puzzle Summon a dark...
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Lesbians can never sit straight
Sappho marble statue of her sitting on a chair in a weird way. Caption: I love this statue of Sappho from the Metropolitan Museum because...
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Crafty minotaur
Greek vase style illustration of Theseus traversing the Labyrinth leaving the thread behind him. The Minotaur is following after him, picking up the thread and...
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My Eyes Are Up Here
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If the Greek Gods Had Tinder
This old post went viral a few times already. It’s so much fun, especially if you know the mythology behind those jokes. We’ve added 2...