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It's not insomnia
Jesus pointing at his halo: It’s not insomnia, it’s this damn light.
funny
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UncategorisedDaily News!
The “Acta Diurna” or daily news (attributed by sources to Julius Caesar) was the reading out loudly of recent events in the Forum. Here it...
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How Thicc Exactly?
Venus of Willendorf on a weight scale.
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Odysseus returning to Ithaca
Picture of a pigeon leaving footprints in shallow snow making wild circles all over. Captions: Troy. Ithaca. Pigeon: Odysseus.
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UncategorisedChrist calls off plans for return after realising
Christ calls off plans for return after realising it’s been so long it’ll be weird now.
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Ok Broomer
Witch standing on a flying Roomba talking to witch flying on a broom: Ok Broomer.
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Bearistotle
Bearistotle: Man is by nature a political animal. I, a political animal, am therefore a man. Philosopher: I feel like that’s not a valid syllogism....
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UncategorisedMy body's gone!
My body’s gone! Picture of Harry potter’s head floating since he’s wearing the invisibility cloak. Caption: A young aristocrat, moments after the French Revolution begins....
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Hold the line
Telephone operator: Please hold the line, sir. Row of Roman soldiers with spears and shields holding the line.