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Napoleon got a country, Victoria got an era, Euler got a pun
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Napoleon got a country, Victoria got an era, Euler got a pun

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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“Is the B-52 still in service?” — The time traveller’s dilemma
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“Is the B-52 still in service?” — The time traveller’s dilemma

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    They're never going back to school!
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    They're never going back to school!

    “They’re never going back to school!” Roman statue of the Nile, Vatican Museums.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Greece Vs Germany
    Philosophy

    Greece Vs Germany

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    If By Crunches You Mean the Sound Bacon Makes When You Eat It, Then
    Seven Deadly Sins

    If By Crunches You Mean the Sound Bacon Makes When You Eat It, Then

    If By “Crunches” You Mean the Sound Bacon Makes When You Eat It, Then Yes. I Do Crunches. Read the Gula stories at https://meangods.com

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Acedia Responds to Messages
    Seven Deadly Sins

    Acedia Responds to Messages

    Me: Opens messages Guess I’ll reply later. Narrator: She didn’t. Read Acedia stories at meangods.com

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Traumatised for Life
    Museum Girls

    Traumatised for Life

    In a dinosaur museum, someone is in a Dinosaur suit on his knees in front of a dinosaur skeleton yelling:  Noooo! A little girl stares...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    He probably smells my god
    OhMyGods

    He probably smells my god

    Anubis on a leash smelling an Egyptian’s feet like a dog would. Bizarro Comics.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    The lady of the lake is pretty chill. Her cousin though
    Bitchy Witchy

    The lady of the lake is pretty chill. Her cousin though

    Woman giving the finger out of a waterfall. The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Take a puff, Sphinx
    Museum Boys

    Take a puff, Sphinx

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    For the love of God, turn the page
    Pets on Marble

    For the love of God, turn the page

    Living cat next to statue of a child reading. For the love of God, turn the page. You are like the slowest reader ever 

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Always Check on Steve

    @ashleyottesen Steve should design women’s clothing #angel #kangaroo #skit ♬ Classical Music – Classical Music

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Mummy Comic
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    Mummy Comic

    Creative comic of a man being chased by another man in Egypt. The page is torn to envelop the mummy.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Interview Questions for Medieval Monks
    Pundora

    Interview Questions for Medieval Monks

    Do you sing, by chants? Do you suffer from cloister-phobia? Have you achoired any bad abbots? Do you ever sing the odd song during evensong?...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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