If Odysseus Didn’t Piss Off Poseidon, His Trip Back to Ithaka Would Have Taken About a Week
Gorgocutie’s Breakdown: This is a geography meme with a body count. Odysseus, king of Ithaka and master of bad decisions, spent ten years trying to...
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Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini
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Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...
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Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...
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PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...
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Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....
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In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...
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Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...
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Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...
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Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie
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I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...
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I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...
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The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...
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The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...
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Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...
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A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...
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The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...
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Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...
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Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...
9gods Mythology and History Memes - Page 68 of 246 - Daily mythology and history memes on Greek, Egyptian, and Norse gods, legendary creatures, ancient civilizations, and classic stories.
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In Serbia you can go to church and see Nikola Tesla charging a Rasengan
Gorgocutie’s Breakdown: This is the perfect Balkan crossover meme — Serbian Orthodox church iconography meets anime. Nikola Tesla, Serbia’s national hero and the father of...
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I’m Helen of Troy Now
Gorgocutie’s Breakdown: This is the "Look at me. I’m the captain now" meme format applied to Helen of Troy — the legendary face that launched...
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UncategorisedI Hate Myself -> I HATE THIS MORE 💀
Gorgocutie's Breakdown: This is the ultimate realization. The progression: Panel 1 – "I hate myself": Mild, quiet self-loathing. Internalized, sitting on yourself like a sad...
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700 Years of War and They’re Still at It 🏛️
Gorgocutie's History Lesson: The Roman-Persian wars went on for over seven centuries. That's not a typo. 53 BC – The Battle of Carrhae: Rome sends...
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UncategorisedNeat its the Minoans! They invented Linear A which they used to talk about having a lot of fun
Meme: The Minoans invented Linear A to talk about bull-leaping and having fun — but we still can’t decipher what they actually said.
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UncategorisedWar and Peas – Jesus visits the aliens every year for cookies
War and Peas comic: Aliens at a press conference reveal that Jesus visits them every year for cookies — while humans are still waiting for...
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UncategorisedFixed this for Shakespeare
Shakespeare’s Sonnet 18, redacted into a blunt pickup line: “Shall I compare thee to a Summers day? Thou art hot.”
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UncategorisedViolent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied March 1764 age 20
Historical fact: A 20-year-old Thomas Jefferson suffered a violent two-day headache after botching a marriage proposal to Rebecca Burwell. Even Founding Fathers had awkward moments.
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UncategorisedThe madman who wrote this dedicated himself to the dark arts, despite knowing perfectly well that all the real money is in YA
Ellis cartoon: A sorcerer laments that the madman who wrote his book of dark arts dedicated himself to the occult, despite knowing “all the real...
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UncategorisedThere must be more to the After-life than hanging around the British Museum
Birkett cartoon: A mummy complains to Anubis about spending the afterlife hanging around the British Museum. Art by Birkett
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JK Rowling naming a Greek Christian character
A joke about J.K. Rowling’s naming conventions for Greek characters. She named a Greek Cypriot footballer “Orthodoxos Orthodoxou” — a name so on-the-nose it went...