Average Prussian vs Average Bavarian
Average Prussian: spit-shined boots, tricorn hat, cane, knows the exact proper way to do everything. Average Bavarian: lederhosen, beer, pretzel, goat, big mustache. The two...
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Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini
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Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...
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Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...
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PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...
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Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....
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In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...
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Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...
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Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...
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Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie
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I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...
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I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...
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The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...
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The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...
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Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...
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A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...
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The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...
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Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...
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Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...
9gods Mythology and History Memes - Page 41 of 246 - Daily mythology and history memes on Greek, Egyptian, and Norse gods, legendary creatures, ancient civilizations, and classic stories.
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The Women of Weinsberg — Carrying Their Husbands to Freedom
In 1140, King Conrad III allowed the women of a captured castle to leave with only what they could carry. They chose to carry their...
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France Underestimates Italy — 35,000 Ton Battleships
France: ‘Let’s lay down two 27,000 ton battleships. The Italians can’t build anything bigger.’ Italy: ‘The Italians lay down two 35,000 ton battleships.’ 1930s naval...
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Real Life vs Movie Adaptation — The Desaturation Effect
Real 21st Century: brightly lit Times Square, neon ads, crowds. 3013 Movie adaptation: bleak concrete bunker, fog, dystopian silence. Real Sengoku period: colorful kimono, gold...
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9 French Soldiers vs 5,000 Italians — Pont Saint-Louis 1940
Italian: ‘At least we are better than the french…’ Random french guy: holds up baguette Battle of Pont Saint-Louis, June 1940. 9 French soldiers in...
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Russians at Tannenberg — Surely Nobody Is Listening
Russians at Tannenberg: ‘Surely nobody is listening’ / ‘Transmit everything’ German headquarters: ‘You hearing this?’ / ‘Every word’ The Battle of Tannenberg (1914). The Russians...
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Egyptians in 3000 BCE — Bruh This Is God
Egyptians in 3,000 BCE: ‘bruh this is god I know y’all see it’ Modern cat: ‘Meow.’ The Egyptians weren’t wrong. Cats were sacred to Bastet,...
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The Face That Launched a Thousand Ships — Then and Now
"The face that launched a thousand ships" — Helen of Troy. The thousand ships: overloaded migrant boats crossing the Mediterranean. Helen of Sparta launched the...
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Helen of Troy or Halle Berry?
"We need to attack Troy and bring Helen back." "Helen who? Do you have a sketch of Helen?" shows picture "I THOUGHT YOU SAID HALLE"...
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Your Plan Is to Scold Homer?
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. IF YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO TALK TO HOMER, ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS AUTHORS IN THE WORLD; YOUR PLAN...
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Look at Me — I Am the Helen of Troy Now
"LOOK AT ME. I AM THE HELEN OF TROY NOW." The classic race-swap meme format. Original Helen (Diane Kruger, accurate to the myth) being told...
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Bungie Continues Greek Tradition of Dying After Marathon
GG TRIBUNE reports: Bungie Continues Greek Tradition of Dying After Marathon. A pun on two levels. The Battle of Marathon (490 BCE) killed the Persians....