Socrates Calls Tech Support — What Is Help?
Tech support: ‘How may I help you?’ Socrates: ‘What is help?’ Tech support: ‘Mr. Socrates, please stop calling unless you have a real tech question.’...

















Tech support: ‘How may I help you?’ Socrates: ‘What is help?’ Tech support: ‘Mr. Socrates, please stop calling unless you have a real tech question.’...
"Sir, we just caught Vlad the Impaler, what should we do with him?""…""…sir?""I have an idea…" Vlad the Impaler meets Sultan Mehmed II. The answer...
Women in ancient Greece minding their own business. Zeus: appears Some things never change. Zeus has been checking out mortal women for millennia. Now he...
Babylon Bee: ‘Disney Buys Rights To The Bible, Plans 37 Sequels.’ With a poster that looks like The Bible meets Star Wars. Jesus has glowing...
Helen of Troy, by the way. The actress cast as Helen of Sparta in Nolan’s Odyssey. The face that launched a thousand ships.
Dave Bautista and Tom Holland, in full Greek armor, holding gyros and Mythos. This is the most Greek thing ever produced for a commercial. Mythos...
Telemachus from pottery 1200 BCE: armoured warrior with spear. Telemachus in The Odyssey (Tom Hanks): shirtless on a wall. Telemachus in The Odyssey (Tom Holland):...
ARCHAEOLOGISTS UNCOVER CACHE OF PENCILS BELONGING TO WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. ‘They’re so badly chewed at the ends, we can’t tell if they’re 2B or not 2B.’...
Google autocomplete: ‘i hate it when hitler steals my nutella’ Me: crying Vocaloid girl The internet’s greatest search suggestion. Ever.
WW1 generals when they advance 5cm with 30,000 casualties: 😊 The Western Front in a single meme. Miles of mud, rivers of blood, gains measured...
A Wrong Hands puzzle by John Atkinson. Can you tell which is a Greek philosopher and which is a disease? Typhus? Epimenides? Anaxarchus? Septicemia? Panaetius?...
Japan: ‘Let’s attack the US to teach them a lesson about embargoes.’ The American military industrial complex: GM, Ford, Boeing. FDR’s smile says everything. The...