Open Sesame!123 — Password Requirements Strike Again
Open Sesame → INCORRECT PASSWORD → Open Sesame!123 → cave opens. Even Ali Baba needs to meet modern password requirements. A capital letter, a number,...


















Open Sesame → INCORRECT PASSWORD → Open Sesame!123 → cave opens. Even Ali Baba needs to meet modern password requirements. A capital letter, a number,...
Doge in a Soviet spacesuit, looking back at early civilization: ‘Why yes, befriending humans was the best decision ever. I don’t see any rea-‘ Modern...
Rome then: ‘We built roads that still exist 2,000 years later. We brought law, order, and peace to the world.’ Rome now: ‘Our greatest achievement...
Henry VIII: ‘Hey Pope, can I divorce my wife?’ Pope: ‘No that’s bad.’ Henry: ‘Okay, watch this.’ 500 years later Woman Pope: ‘Let’s ordain women.’...
A film by Christopher Nolan. The Odyssey. Shot entirely with IMAX film cameras. Defy the Gods. 07.17.26. The marketing machine is in full swing.
Rasputin’s autopsy found no poison, no drowning, and intact genitalia. He died from three gunshots. The legendary tale of his near-superhuman endurance is almost certainly...
In the 18th century, a ‘reading mania’ swept Europe. Reading novels was believed to cause mental illness, hysteria, and physical decay in young people. The...
The Nine Muses — the daughters of Zeus and Mnemosyne, goddesses of arts, sciences, and inspiration. The word ‘Museum’ comes from ‘Mouseion’ — the place...
"Wow Romans kept using lead-lined cookware even when they knew it was poison. How could they be so stupid?" Meanwhile: 1978 Garfield McDonald’s mug: 99,300...
Dwarfchad: ‘Eww, ai slop.’ Watches the Odyssey trailer Black actor on screen: ‘I emm the grey test greek war-ee-uh!’ Dwarfchad: ‘Looks great, babe, let’s watch...
Why women can’t be priests. "Forgive me, father." The reason they don’t let women be priests.
Ancient stone bust: missing nose. Caption: ‘Got your nose!’ The oldest dad joke in history.