Iron Age — The Original Dad Joke
“Wife, you better start ironing my clothes now.” “Oh yeah? Why is that?” “Because we are entering the… Iron Age.” History pun. The Iron Age...


















“Wife, you better start ironing my clothes now.” “Oh yeah? Why is that?” “Because we are entering the… Iron Age.” History pun. The Iron Age...
Britain: ‘Fine! Behold how happy we look as a couple in this photo!’ Her Colonies: tired, annoyed The Empire’s self-perception vs reality.
LA ODISEA — Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy, Alessandra Daddario as Athena. Directed by El Chris Chad Nolan. IMAX 70mm. The fan casting that...
A queen in a jeweled crown and purple robe with a king behind her.
The Odyssey vs Woke Odyssey. The Trojan Horse with a modern label. Someone in the tower is suspicious.
“The cyclops when Odysseus poked his eye.” “I dont think my father, the god of the sea, would be too pleased to hear about this.”...
Gaitonde: ‘Nolan spent $600 million on The Odyssey just to get outperformed by a 1954 Ulysses practical effect.’ 1954 practical effects > 2026 CGI. Sometimes...
Babylon Bee: ‘Hey, What Happened To All The Dinosaurs?’ Asks Noah’s Wife As He Grills Up A 37-Foot-Long Rack Of Ribs.
Finding a Nolan Odyssey poster. Looking at it skeptically. Burning it. It’s gone. SpongeBob knows what to do with that poster.
The 1st Asian country (Philippines) declared independence celebrating they won before the Americans came. While the 1st country declared war on 8 foreign powers —...
The Authentic Bow of Odysseus. Return home in style. Legendary accuracy. Seas-tested. Perfect for epic journeys and pining suitors. Odysseus: ‘It helped me get home,...
Elrond: ‘Everybody, this little boy is Aragorn.’ Arwen: knowing smirk Arwen knew what was coming.