When does a joke become a dad joke
Wait… When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. …
Pundora
Puns. The more groan, the better.
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Family Tree
Elf, draws bow: Stop, human! This oak is my home. Human, about to chop down the tree: You live in a tree? Elf: Of course....
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Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had
Picture of a rusty train. Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had a crazy reason for doing it. You know, a loco...
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You've heard of elf on a shelf
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for, Plato on a potato 🥔.
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Death Flashed Before My Eyes
Picture of Death as a Skeleton with full frontal. Death Flashed Before My Eyes Someone: Dude put some damn pants on. Death: rattling intensifies From...
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Never gets old
Oscar Wilde: I’m writing a novel about a man who makes a Faustian pact with the Devil. Friend: Never gets old! Oscar Wilde: …How could...
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Everyone you gonna continue to post stupid memes?
Everyone: Everyone you gonna continue to post stupid memes? Me: Picture of a red buoy with the words “Yeah buoy.”
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Didn't jog
2014: Didn’t jog 2015: Didn’t jog 2016: Didn’t jog 2017: Didn’t jog 2018: Didn’t jog 2019: Didn’t jog 2020: Still haven’t jogged This is a...
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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch. Image of a happy witch at the beach.
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Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus…
Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus in his margarine tub said, “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.” Picture of Buddhist monk.