Al Dante
Penne alla Alighieri, delicioso
Pundora
Puns. The more groan, the better.
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Handed to King Arthur by the lady of the bake?
Guys only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting. What guys want: a frying pan with a sword hilt. Eggscalibur.
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Every girl loves a bard boy.
“Prose before hoes.” William Shakespeare.
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Dubito ergo sum.
I doubt therefore I maybe.
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What is love?
Baby don’t herd me, don’t herd me, no more.
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Double crossed
Cyanide and happiness
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Probable caws
Attempted murder. Picture of two crows. If you get this joke I automatically have more respect for you 😉
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Chemistry vs. Biochemistry
Chemistry vs. Biochemistry: This is a meth and feta meme.
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Behold the Cakes of Pan!
Pan holding up pankakes.
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Totally rooting for you
Carrot : Whoop whoop! Potato : You can do it! Beet: You got this! Totally rooting for you.
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You know what really floats my boat?
You know what really floats my boat? Archimedes’s principle of relative buoyancy.