What's that? You hate stupid puns?
What’s that? You hate stupid puns? My Apollo-gees.
Pundora
Puns. The more groan, the better.
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How does Moses make tea?
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
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Immanuel Kant
Immanuel Kant, but at least Immanuel tried.
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Greco-Roman
Greco-Roman? Oh shit I thought you said: Picture of gecko with a Roman helmet
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Hold the line
Telephone operator: Please hold the line, sir. Row of Roman soldiers with spears and shields holding the line.
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From now on…
From now on… A fat monk will shall be known as “a chunky monkey.” Painting of a fat monk enjoying his pint of beer.
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If Genghis Khan
If Genghis Khan, so khan you.
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How do you spell Hawaii?
Cyclops: How do you spell Hawaii? Wife [Biting lip]: Well, you need two i’s. Cyclops [Puts pen down]: My life is just a joke to...
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Fork in the road
DM: As the party travels you encounter a fork in the road, Player: I pick it up. Dm: …
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Otter space
Otter swimming upwards and holding plastic tube corners. Caption: He’s collecting parts for his spaceship… So he can go to otter space.
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Archery joke
Archery joke. You can’t make an arrow shudder, but you can make an arrow quiver.
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Double penetration
Medieval picture of a person skewering a couple lying down on top of each other with a sword. Caption: Double penetration.
