Everyone you gonna continue to post stupid memes?
Everyone: Everyone you gonna continue to post stupid memes? Me: Picture of a red buoy with the words “Yeah buoy.”
Pundora
Puns. The more groan, the better.
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Didn't jog
2014: Didn’t jog 2015: Didn’t jog 2016: Didn’t jog 2017: Didn’t jog 2018: Didn’t jog 2019: Didn’t jog 2020: Still haven’t jogged This is a...
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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch. Image of a happy witch at the beach.
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Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus…
Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus in his margarine tub said, “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.” Picture of Buddhist monk.
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I just cawed to say I love you
Crow talking on the iPhone: I just cawed to say I love you.
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I've never come this way before
Three nuns riding bicycles. Nun 1: I’ve never come this way before. Nun 2: It’s the cobblestones.
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Would you like to donate to my charity?
Crow: Excuse me ma’am? Woman: What? Crow: Would you like to donate to my charity? Woman: Maybe. What’s it called? Crow: CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!...
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Jesus supped with his Apostles
Jesus supped with his Apostles.John XIII. 14 Jesus: Sup. Apostles replying: Sup.
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Can I call you back?
Man on phone in front of a water stream: Can I call you back? I’m just watching a live stream.
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Obesity runs in my family
Distressed woman: Obesity runs in my family. Cat: Nobody runs in your family.
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All these philosopher puns
All these philosopher puns are getting out of Kantrol.
