Hold the line
Telephone operator: Please hold the line, sir. Row of Roman soldiers with spears and shields holding the line.
Pundora
Puns. The more groan, the better.
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From now on…
From now on… A fat monk will shall be known as “a chunky monkey.” Painting of a fat monk enjoying his pint of beer.
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If Genghis Khan
If Genghis Khan, so khan you.
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How do you spell Hawaii?
Cyclops: How do you spell Hawaii? Wife [Biting lip]: Well, you need two i’s. Cyclops [Puts pen down]: My life is just a joke to...
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Fork in the road
DM: As the party travels you encounter a fork in the road, Player: I pick it up. Dm: …
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Otter space
Otter swimming upwards and holding plastic tube corners. Caption: He’s collecting parts for his spaceship… So he can go to otter space.
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Archery joke
Archery joke. You can’t make an arrow shudder, but you can make an arrow quiver.
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Double penetration
Medieval picture of a person skewering a couple lying down on top of each other with a sword. Caption: Double penetration.
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What do you mean I'm not a bear?
Picture of a koala with eucalyptus leaves in its mouth. What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
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I’m gonna make you mine
Man proposing to woman: I’m gonna make you mine. Picture of them both inside a mine with hard hats and pickaxes: The woman is like...
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