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Ancient Greek Philosopher Explains Why Milk Smells Bad: “Time Gets in It”
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Ancient Greek Philosopher Explains Why Milk Smells Bad: “Time Gets in It”

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
A Simple Question, Oppenheimer
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A Simple Question, Oppenheimer

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    How come we play war and not peace?
    Philosophy

    How come we play war and not peace?

    How come we play war and not peace? Too few role models.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • 19k595
    So can I have a job after studying philosophy?
    Philosophy

    So can I have a job after studying philosophy?

    Student: So can I have a job after studying philosophy? Guy from Storage Wars: Best I can do is existential crisis.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Epicurus: The Polyatheist | 🅰🅽🅲🅸🅴🅽🆃 🅶🆁🅴🅴🅲🅴 🆁🅴🆅🅸🆂🅸🆃🅴🅳
    Philosophy

    Epicurus: The Polyatheist | 🅰🅽🅲🅸🅴🅽🆃 🅶🆁🅴🅴🅲🅴 🆁🅴🆅🅸🆂🅸🆃🅴🅳

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Ancient philosophers:
    Ancient History Facts, Philosophy

    Ancient philosophers:

    Ancient philosophers: Busts of Greek philosophers. Modern philosophers: Tweet of Pakalu Papito, Life is soup, I am fork.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    I'm just going to jump in the hypothetical argument simulator
    Philosophy

    I’m just going to jump in the hypothetical argument simulator

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Bearistotle
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Philosophy

    Bearistotle

    Bearistotle: Man is by nature a political animal. I, a political animal, am therefore a man. Philosopher: I feel like that’s not a valid syllogism....

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    God is dead
    Philosophy

    God is dead

    Nietzsche: God is dead. Schroedinger: God is both alive and dead.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • 19k575
    Be excellent to each other
    Philosophy

    Be excellent to each other

    Mashup of Bill and Ted with the philosophy school of Athens.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

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    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

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    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

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    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

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    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

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    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

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    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

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    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

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    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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