Seahorse
Seahorse talking to another seahorse: I saw a land horse swimming once. And I was like, “Who the fuck do you think you are?”
New Aesop’s Fables
New Aesop’s Fables for the modern world. Ancient wisdom meets 21st century memes, satire, and storytelling. Each fable comes with a moral you probably won’t follow.
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I bet it's something really romantic
Woman on a research boat: Come quick! The whales are communicating again! Man: Wow, it’s beautiful. They hug: I bet it’s something really romantic. Female...
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Just a straight line
At the art gallery. Man: It’s just a straight line. It probably took the artist, what, 10 seconds? Woman: Yeah. Close up of a snail...
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Phishing always opens a can of worms
Two fish staring at a worm on a hook: Be careful. It could be an online scam.
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Need a ride?
Turtle to snail : Need a ride? Snail 🐌 on turtle’s back: Dude, slow down! You’re gonna get us killed!
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The Lion King
Lion: I used to be king of the jungle. Crocodile: What happened? Lion: Giraffe took over after discovering his full potential. …And a gun. Giraffe...