Odyssey Opens With a Rap Interlude — Let Me Tell You What Really Happened
Possum Reviews: "Please dont tell me the movie starts with some guy saying let me tell you what REALLY happened." Moongazer: ‘Literal opening scene is...
Possum Reviews: "Please dont tell me the movie starts with some guy saying let me tell you what REALLY happened." Moongazer: ‘Literal opening scene is...
Vampire hunters in movies: ‘Garlic, salt, crucifixes, barricade everything!’ Vampire hunters IRL: ‘Name’s Mehmed. Where corpse?’ Practicality over theatrics.
Roman empire: Brad Pitt as Achilles. Holy Roman empre: Eric Bana as Hector. They’re essentially the same thing, right?
Odyssey 2026 — the Helen of Troy casting captured in manga style.
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey — parody poster showing the casting choices. Helen, Achilles, and a meme. This sums up the backlash.
Odyssey 2026: Even Troy (2004) did it better 22 years ago.
Greek warriors in movies (2006): 300 — fierce, muscular, roaring. Greek warriors in movies (2026): scared, confused, dark armor. Hollywood’s 20-year decline in one image.
"Without illegal third world immigration there would be no construction and food." "White people 1000 years ago:" Notre-Dame Cathedral Europe built cathedrals without modern immigration....
The first batch of user reviews on IMDB for The Odyssey has landed. Mostly negative when sorted by votes. Theme: disappointment, cast that didn’t fit,...
RAW EGG NATIONALIST: ‘Imagine showing this to the British cavalrymen who died at Waterloo.’ Paz is Right: ‘Fucking hell what a mess.’ The British cavalry...
Odyssey crew, they ain’t here to play! Odyssey crew, new adventures every day! Lachlan Phillips wrote a banger about the Odyssey characters.
Magills: ‘In the 1997 Odyssey Vanessa Williams was cast as Calypso and no one was outraged because she was unbelievably hot.’ 1997: hot Black woman...