Empire Obsession Department — Owen Broaddus Comic
Dept Of “What Empire you will be obsessed with” — ALL MEN 26-32 MUST REPORT. Clerk: “Obviously Im gonna get Rome.” “Yeahhhh. The Mongols.” “Woah....
Dept Of “What Empire you will be obsessed with” — ALL MEN 26-32 MUST REPORT. Clerk: “Obviously Im gonna get Rome.” “Yeahhhh. The Mongols.” “Woah....
“If Homer was alive today he wouldve hated Nolans Odyssey.” “NO! Homer wouldve loved Nolans version!” Homer Simpson: 😐
Letterboxd review of The Odyssey (2026): “If we turn the music up louder, that means the scene will be good.” — Christopher Nolan 3 stars....
Harry: “Pete, the Trojan war is a myth. Stop getting upset about historical accuracy.” Pete: “Harry you ignorant slut. Troy is a real Bronze Age...
New gigachad image just dropped. Franco Malosso was arrested in Vicenza for charging people 40 euros to visit an ancient Greek theater archaeological site… that...
Penelope: “I didnt like the Odyssey at all.” Odysseus: “Why didnt you like it?” Penelope: “Because you were gone for 20 years, Odysseus, what do...
NotTheBee: “Elon Musk says he would give Mel Gibson $100 million to make a historically accurate Odyssey film.” The timeline is getting out of hand.
Babylon Bee: “Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again...
Soldier: “Its a Trojan horse.” Trojan horse in this anime: giant cat-eared wooden mecha-girl. Seems legit.
“Watching the ODYSSEY the way Nolan intended.” On a CRT TV. The way the gods intended.
Trojan Horse strategy meeting. “Okay, now fill it with trannies and niggers.” StoneToss.
“RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but Im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods.” 70.9K likes. The ancient...