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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White
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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old
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Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Classical Education — Plato, Aristotle, Sophocles, Thucydides
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Memes

    Classical Education — Plato, Aristotle, Sophocles, Thucydides

    “Imagine graduating from university having never read: Plato on justice Aristotle on friendship Sophocles on pride Thucydides on power Would previous generations have called that...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    Nolan Damaged Viking Ship — Cant Tell Greek From Norse
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Nolan Damaged Viking Ship — Cant Tell Greek From Norse

    Nolans Odyssey controversy: rented a hand-built Viking ship replica for the movie, returned it with structural damage. Reply: “Ok but what did they think would...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    The Greeks We Imagined vs The Greeks We Got
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    The Greeks We Imagined vs The Greeks We Got

    The Greeks we imagined: classical marble busts, idealized, pale, serene. The Greeks we got: modern diverse casting. The marble lied to us.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    Gigachad Built His Own Ancient Greek Theater — Then Got Arrested
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Gigachad Built His Own Ancient Greek Theater — Then Got Arrested

    New gigachad image just dropped. Franco Malosso was arrested in Vicenza for charging people 40 euros to visit an ancient Greek theater archaeological site… that...

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    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    Philips Skylight — Plato Would Love This
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Memes

    Philips Skylight — Plato Would Love This

    Philips Skylight — a ceiling LED panel that makes windowless rooms feel like they have a sky window. althOu: “I wish Plato were alive to...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    Greeks and Armenians in Anatolia 1900 vs 2000
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Greeks and Armenians in Anatolia 1900 vs 2000

    Greeks and Armenians in Anatolia: 1900 vs 2000. In 1900, Greek (purple) and Armenian (red) populations were spread across Anatolia. By 2000, they were gone....

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    Helen of Troy Watching Greeks Are Black People Discourse
    Ancient History Facts, Greek Mythology Explained, Memes

    Helen of Troy Watching Greeks Are Black People Discourse

    Hazel Rah: “Helen of Troy up in Greek Heaven right now watching people say shit like Greeks are basically black people online.”

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    Parasite — The Word Comes From Greek Plays
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Parasite — The Word Comes From Greek Plays

    Amelia: ‘Enough guys did this that its a stock character in Greek plays. Its where we get the word parasite.’ Showing up to peoples houses...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    Viking Ship Identifies as Greek — Nolans Odyssey
    Ancient History Facts, Greek Mythology Explained, Memes

    Viking Ship Identifies as Greek — Nolans Odyssey

    iamelijah: ‘The Viking ship identifies as a Greek ship ig.’ Nolan’s Odyssey uses Draken Harald Harfagre — a Viking ship. For a Greek epic set...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    Plato Was a Chad — Olympic Wrestler Philosopher
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Memes

    Plato Was a Chad — Olympic Wrestler Philosopher

    Plato means ‘broad’ in Greek. He settled debates by standing up and flexing. He was an Olympic gold medal wrestler. Plato was a Chad. Philosophy...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    Caesar to the Gauls — Start Learning Latin
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Memes

    Caesar to the Gauls — Start Learning Latin

    Caesar to the Gallic Tribes, c. 58 BC: ‘Start learning Latin!’ Roman conquest comes with language requirements.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
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    Pouring One Out — A 3,000 Year Old Tradition
    Ancient History Facts, Greek Mythology Explained, Memes

    The Odyssey’s Secrets — Only Understood in Greek

    Helen of Troy — the face that launched a thousand ships. There are powerful secrets in the Odyssey you can only understand if you speak...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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