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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White
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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White

by Gorgocutie 1 week ago1 week ago
Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old
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Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old

by Gorgocutie 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
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    Mythology

    Titanic Annual Deaths: One Big Spike, One Tiny One

    Gorgocutie’s Two Drachmas: Oh, statistics memes. My favourite kind of graph — the one where the Y-axis has no numbers and the joke does all...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Mythology

    Modern Solutions to Ancient Problems: Gamifying Sisyphus

    Gorgocutie’s Two Drachmas: Leave it to a modern tweet to solve a 3,000-year-old existential punishment with video game mechanics. The original myth? Sisyphus was cursed...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Mythology

    SNL’s The Odyssey as a Christopher Nolan Film

    Gorgocutie’s Two Drachmas: Oh, look, another Saturday Night Live skit where they pretend ancient Greek mythology needs "epic" treatment. This time they’ve slapped Christopher Nolan’s...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Uncategorised

    The Face That Beeped a Thousand Smoke Alarms — Modern Update on Helen of Troy

    Right, so we already know the classic: "the face that launched a thousand ships." But George Saoulidis has updated it for the modern era. Now...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Ship and Iceberg Have a Casual Nice Bumping Into You — Titanic Disaster Redone

    Right, so here we have the Titanic disaster reimagined as a meet-cute between two anthropomorphic objects. The ship yells ICEBERG in alarm, the iceberg yells...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Uncategorised

    Isaac Newton Being Bored Changes Physics, Modern Being Bored Opens TikTok

    Right, so here we have the starkest contrast in human history. Isaac Newton gets bored, an apple falls on his head — and suddenly we...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
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    England Fan’s ‘Bring It Home’ Takes a Dark Turn When It’s a Colonial Artifact, Not a Trophy

    Right, so here we have the quintessential England fan screaming "COME ON ENGLAND, BRING IT HOME!" — that glorious football chant about winning a tournament....

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
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    The Greeks Trying to Give Helen of Detroit to the Trojans by Force

    Right, so after the whole "face that launched a thousand ships" debacle, the Greeks have apparently moved on to a more… modern approach. Meet Helen...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
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    Memes

    Helen of Troy Reacts to Her Modern Screen Depictions

    Right, so Helen of Troy — the woman whose face launched a thousand ships — is apparently supposed to just sit back and watch modern...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
  • 19k594
    Interesting, Philosophy

    People Have Literally Just Always Been People

    Alright darlings, let’s unpack this little time capsule. Left side — a Cucuteni-Trypillian bull on wheels, circa 3950–3650 BC from what is now Ukraine. That’s...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
  • 19k591
    Interesting, Memes

    Spot the Difference — Caesar and the UFC

    A “spot the difference” from @europoor on X, with the punchline delivered in the reply: “No difference. Guess which book you are in.” Left: Vincenzo...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
  • 19.1k655
    Memes, Mythology

    Girls vs Boys With a Time Machine: One Wants to Connect With the Witches, The Other Already Has the Stakes

    Two approaches to the same time-travel premise. Wildly different outcomes. GIRLS WITH A TIME MACHINE Three Doomer girls in black chokers: “We are the granddaughters...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
  • Angelina Jolie as Colin Farrell’s Mother — Still...

    Angelina Jolie as Colin Farrell’s Mother — Still...

  • The Evolution of Ethics — A Simpsons Meme

    The Evolution of Ethics — A Simpsons Meme

  • HBO’s Rome vs Nolan’s Rome — The Desaturation...

    HBO’s Rome vs Nolan’s Rome — The Desaturation...

  • Haakon Jarl — Netflix Turned a Viking Warrior...

    Haakon Jarl — Netflix Turned a Viking Warrior...

  • Golden-Haired Helen — Homer vs Hollywood

    Golden-Haired Helen — Homer vs Hollywood

  • Nolan Says Odyssey Backlash Is Irrelevant — Greeks...

    Nolan Says Odyssey Backlash Is Irrelevant — Greeks...

  • HBO’s Rome Was Colorful — Modern Hollywood Forgot

    HBO’s Rome Was Colorful — Modern Hollywood Forgot

  • Totally Normal vs Extremist Behavior — Trad West

    Totally Normal vs Extremist Behavior — Trad West

  • Aristotle or Taylor Swift’s Garbage — Priorities

    Aristotle or Taylor Swift’s Garbage — Priorities

  • Napoleon — Lost Waterloo, Still the GOAT

    Napoleon — Lost Waterloo, Still the GOAT

  • Funeral Ouija Board — Let’s Stay in Touch

    Funeral Ouija Board — Let’s Stay in Touch

  • Napoleon’s Deportation Order — Saint-Domingue

    Napoleon’s Deportation Order — Saint-Domingue

  • Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save...

    Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save...

  • Biopics Be Like — Original vs Accurate

    Biopics Be Like — Original vs Accurate

  • Hitler Was Bad — Source?

    Hitler Was Bad — Source?

  • Woman Through the Ages — 1582 to 2060

    Woman Through the Ages — 1582 to 2060

  • Never Compare Your Girlfriend to Lupita Nyong’o

    Never Compare Your Girlfriend to Lupita Nyong’o

  • Argentina vs Switzerland — The Battle for Nazi...

    Argentina vs Switzerland — The Battle for Nazi...

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