The wonderful smell of a baby
Man picking up his son: The wonderful smell of a baby. Man smelling a delicious roast: Kronos.
Black Soup
The blackest of black humour.
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Valen-times
Valen-Times Dylan Spencer
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Kills a huge mouse with a baseball bat
Me: Kills a huge mouse with a baseball bat. Everyone else at Disneyland: Snapshot of women freaking out, screaming.
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When you Google something to support your argument and you find out you're wrong
Man stabbing his own gut.
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How do I get a boy to like me?
Girl: How do I get a boy to like me? Mom: Treat him like a king. Boy meets girl. Girl decapitates boy in a guillotine
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Today we're doing an unboxing
Plague doctor: G’day! I’m Bob the necromancer. Today we’re doing an unboxing. Camera pans to a grave. Pip boy: Hold up.
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Mary, Queen of Scots was tall at
Mary, Queen of Scots was tall at 5’11”. Although she was much shorter by the time she died, because her head had been chopped off.
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Dad, look! I can do math!
Daughter: Dad, look! I can do math! 14th century dad: Picture of disappointed dad holding up a lot torch and a pitchfork.
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Just a gentle, deep swab
Jousting match where the Lance goes into the knights’ helmet. Oldest recorded covid test Shared by Imad Abdallah Just a gentle, deep swab…
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The blood of your enemies is also good for flowers
Armoured warrior smelling flowers. Swords N’ Roses
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When you're dead inside but you slept well for once
Happy skeleton coming out of his casket.
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