Ghosting but it's Planting
Apollo: Hey babe. Daphne: Leave me alone. Apollo: WAIT COME BACK Daphne: 🌳
OhMyGods
Either weird stuff about gods from mythology or an honest-to-gods reaction to dumbfuckery.
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Hermes, Athena and Apollo
Hermes, Athena and Apollo Hermes, just like Athena and Apollo, actively participated in the Trojan War – as told by Homer in the Iliad. Although...
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Nice recovery you got there
Jesus: Nice recovery you got there. Would be a shame if I took credit for it.
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Dummy Thor
The fact he really thought Loki had turned into a piece of paper. Thor staring at a piece of paper: Loki.
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Humongous wave appears to bear face of Greek sea god Poseidon
Poseidon: Ok, where is that bitch Caligula?
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Husbandzoned
Aphrodite with Hephaestus: Kiss on the cheek. Aphrodite with Ares: Naked titty fun.
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I'm telling dad!
Hela is the most realistic on-screen depiction of an older sister who breaks your shit for no reason. Still from Hela catching Mjolnir with her...
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Literally any major Greek hero
Literally any major Greek hero. Zeus: Is this my son?
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Number 1 Dad
Blob surrounded by many #1 Dad mugs: Zeus. Who gives him these?!
