Greek mythology
Big book: Greek mythology. Small book: Greek mythology if Zeus wasn’t horny.
OhMyGods
Either weird stuff about gods from mythology or an honest-to-gods reaction to dumbfuckery.
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Hugs and kisses for all! 2,500-year-old Aphrodite temple of love
Next month marks the annual arrival of Valentine's Day, so it's perfectly timely to reveal news that a 2,500-year-old temple devoted to the Greek Goddess...
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Some one should tell Poseidon that his
Picture of a big wave crashing in the shape of a cat. Someone should tell Poseidon that his cat got out again.
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Give me a sign
Person: I’m so lost and confused. God, give me a sign. God: DEAR CHILD, LOOK TO THE SKY, YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED. GOD: Graph...
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Look, you're going to hell
Christian girl showing the Bible, Muslim girl showing the Quran: Look you’re going to hell. OMG you too.
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Thor's best weapons
Mjolnir? No. Thunder? No. Get help? YES.
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Literally anyone else
Distracted boyfriend meme with Greek gods. Zeus. Hera. Literally anyone else.
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So you've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of
So you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of Zeus on a Goose.
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Theseus and the Minotaur
Nobody: Theseus and the Minotaur: Statue of Theseus sitting on the slain Minotaur’s crotch.
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I cast magic missile
Egyptian gods playing Dungeons and Dragons. I cast magic missile. DM: Roll 3d4. Four-sided dice fall from the sky in Egypt and land in the...
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In other news, Horus is back in town.
Photo of a bird photobombing a person walking. In other news, Horus is back in town.