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The second you try to fall asleep… your brain hits you with the important questions
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The second you try to fall asleep… your brain hits you with the important questions

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
“Who said a hijabi couldn’t graduate” — The Quran replies
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“Who said a hijabi couldn’t graduate” — The Quran replies

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    German Fairy Tale Endings: Be Careful What You Wish For
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    German Fairy Tale Endings: Be Careful What You Wish For

    When someone says they want a fairy tale ending, they usually mean Disney. The German originals were something else entirely.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago2 months ago
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    Sisyphus vs. Tantalus: They Are NOT the Same
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    Sisyphus vs. Tantalus: They Are NOT the Same

    One gets denied progress. The other gets denied reward. They are not the same punishment — and people keep mixing them up.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago2 months ago
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    How Many Hyenas to Beat a Cave Bear? The Ultimate 30,000 BC Debate
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    How Many Hyenas to Beat a Cave Bear? The Ultimate 30,000 BC Debate

    Around a campfire in 30,000 BC Europe, early humans debated the most vital tactical question of their age: how many hyenas does it take to...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago2 months ago
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    No Greek Will Fight for Helen of Detroit
    Ancient History Facts

    No Greek Will Fight for Helen of Detroit

    A viral tweet remixes Helen of Troy into "Helen of Detroit" — and accidentally reveals why some myths resonate and others don't.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago2 months ago
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    Meme comparing heavy immobile armor in fiction versus a cartwheeling knight in reality
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    Armor in Fiction vs. Reality: The “Iron Cage” Lie

    Real plate armor was never an iron cage — knights did cartwheels in it. Fiction got it completely wrong.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago2 months ago
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    Roman bronze stylus from 70 AD found in London with Latin inscription
    Ancient History Facts

    Roman Stylus 70 AD: “I Came to Londinium and Got You This Lousy Pen”

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    by Gorgocutie 4 months ago2 months ago
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    Greek Mother meme
    Ancient History Facts

    Greek Mother

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    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 months ago2 months ago
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    Greek Mythology Explained

    Finally, you can see the Iliad and the Odyssey as Homer intended!

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    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago2 months ago
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    Belgian farmer accidentally moves French border
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    Belgian farmer accidentally moves French border

    The farmer moved a two-century-old border stone into French territory as it was blocking his tractor.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago2 months ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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