Ancient Gym Membership — Herminus Joins the Sacred Boxing Society of Hercules (1800 Years Old)
Gorgocutie’s Breakdown: Gym culture is older than you think. Almost 1,800 years ago, a man named Herminus paid his entrance fee and became a member...
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Ancient Gym Membership — Herminus Joins the Sacred Boxing Society of Hercules (1800 Years Old)
Gorgocutie’s Breakdown: Gym culture is older than you think. Almost 1,800 years ago, a man named Herminus paid his entrance fee and became a member...
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If Odysseus Didn’t Piss Off Poseidon, His Trip Back to Ithaka Would Have Taken About a Week
Gorgocutie’s Breakdown: This is a geography meme with a body count. Odysseus, king of Ithaka and master of bad decisions, spent ten years trying to...
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In Serbia you can go to church and see Nikola Tesla charging a Rasengan
Gorgocutie’s Breakdown: This is the perfect Balkan crossover meme — Serbian Orthodox church iconography meets anime. Nikola Tesla, Serbia’s national hero and the father of...
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I’m Helen of Troy Now
Gorgocutie’s Breakdown: This is the "Look at me. I’m the captain now" meme format applied to Helen of Troy — the legendary face that launched...
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UncategorisedI Hate Myself -> I HATE THIS MORE 💀
Gorgocutie's Breakdown: This is the ultimate realization. The progression: Panel 1 – "I hate myself": Mild, quiet self-loathing. Internalized, sitting on yourself like a sad...
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700 Years of War and They’re Still at It 🏛️
Gorgocutie's History Lesson: The Roman-Persian wars went on for over seven centuries. That's not a typo. 53 BC – The Battle of Carrhae: Rome sends...
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UncategorisedNeat its the Minoans! They invented Linear A which they used to talk about having a lot of fun
Meme: The Minoans invented Linear A to talk about bull-leaping and having fun — but we still can’t decipher what they actually said.
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UncategorisedWar and Peas – Jesus visits the aliens every year for cookies
War and Peas comic: Aliens at a press conference reveal that Jesus visits them every year for cookies — while humans are still waiting for...
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UncategorisedFixed this for Shakespeare
Shakespeare’s Sonnet 18, redacted into a blunt pickup line: “Shall I compare thee to a Summers day? Thou art hot.”
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UncategorisedViolent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied March 1764 age 20
Historical fact: A 20-year-old Thomas Jefferson suffered a violent two-day headache after botching a marriage proposal to Rebecca Burwell. Even Founding Fathers had awkward moments.
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UncategorisedThe madman who wrote this dedicated himself to the dark arts, despite knowing perfectly well that all the real money is in YA
Ellis cartoon: A sorcerer laments that the madman who wrote his book of dark arts dedicated himself to the occult, despite knowing “all the real...
