The British Are Coming — British Soldier Edition
Paul Revere: ‘The British are coming! The British are coming!’ British soldier already in America: sweating The joke nobody talks about. When ‘the British are...
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Tweets From 3150 BC — Upper vs Lower Egypt
"Tweets from 3150 BC" @Bashmurian: "Upper Egyptians shouldn’t mix with lower Egyptians." Some things never change. The Upper/Lower Egypt divide existed for millennia before unification...
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Wishbone’s Odyssey Beat Nolan’s — That’s the Review
Reginald Barclay reviewed The Odyssey (2026): 1/2 stars. "The Wishbone Odyssey point-and-click adventure game is a better version of the Odyssey than this movie." Wishbone...
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Time Machine Wires — Ancient Sumer Copper Horror
TwoSentenceHorror: "I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires." "All I need to do now is...
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Christianity Has No Aura — Warrior Saints, Knights, and Samurai
"CHRISTIANITY HAS NO AURA" Left: Warrior saints, winged and armored, swords drawn. Right: Christian samurai, katana with a cross on the hilt. Bottom left: Knights...
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Nuclear Bombs vs Diversity — Japan’s Lesson
Six Million (@RealSixMillion): "If Japan has taught us anything it is that nuclear bombs are less destructive than diversity." July 9, 2022. 1K likes, 412...
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Girlfriend vs Wife — The Evolution
When she’s your girlfriend: sweet, innocent, bridal energy. When she’s your wife: screaming, unrestrained, zero filters. The evolution of every relationship in one meme.
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Absolute Triumph — Nolan’s Odyssey Gets the North Korean Treatment
Templarpilled: ‘Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey is an absolute triumph!’ Kevin Bass: ‘An absolute triumph.’ — The Guardian The phrase ‘absolute triumph’ doing double duty. The North...
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Spartan War Cry — Helen of Troy Edition
Queen Gorgo (or Helen of Troy) screaming the Spartan war cry: Ιγκό ταίλι άσιλω!!! Being held back by Spartan soldiers while screaming the battle cry...
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Medieval Reenactors — Blue and Gold Heraldry
Medieval reenactors in full kit. Checkerboard heraldry — blue and gold — the colors of Bavaria. Spears, shields, stone archways. Some people spend their weekends...
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Russell Crowe Takes Kids to the Colosseum — My Old Office
Russell Crowe took his kids to the Colosseum where Gladiator was filmed. "Taking the kids to see my old office." The Colosseum, Rome. 80 AD....
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Helen of Troy vs Helen of Detroit
Helen of Troy: mythical beauty, launched a thousand ships, caused a ten-year war. Helen of Detroit: different energy entirely. The two archetypes of womanhood separated...