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I am tired of these motherfucking Danaans on this motherfucking beach!
“I DIDN’T START THE TROJAN WAR… BUT I’LL FINISH IT.” HELEN Goddess. Legend. Mother of a Thousand Problems. BEAUTY LAUNCHED A THOUSAND SHIPS. ATTITUDE SANK...
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UncategorisedHipponax of Ephesos — Ancient Greek Poet or Internet Shitposter?
“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” — Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC “hold...
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The Founding Fathers Never Had a Sandwich and That Explains Everything
“it does blow my mind that the sandwich as we know it wasn’t a thing until the late 18th century. the constitution was written by...
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UncategorisedJapan’s Aircraft Carriers That Are Totally Not Aircraft Carriers
“It’s an aircraft carrier.” “NO. Because of various treaties signed by Japan after WWII, it simply LOOKS like an aircraft carrier… but it’s not.” Gorgocutie...
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Danish Vikings Go West, Swedish Vikings Go to Constantinople
Danish Vikings: “I’m going to raid England” “I’m going to discover new lands” Swedish Vikings: “I’m going to trade” “ends up in Constantinople guarding the...
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UncategorisedWe Need to Attack Troy and Bring Back Helen… Do You Have a Sketch?
Achilles tells Odysseus the plan: attack Troy, bring back Helen. Odysseus asks the obvious question: does anyone actually have a sketch of what Helen looks...
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But I Don’t Want to Believe in Jesus
A comic where someone drops the most honest theological take: “But I don’t want to believe in Jesus.” Gorgocutie says: This captures something that people...
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UncategorisedWhen a 7-Foot Roman Emperor Charges at You at Harzhorn
A Germanic warrior at the Battle of Harzhorn sees something terrifying: the 7+ foot tall, blood-crazed Roman emperor who personally killed a dozen of his...
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UncategorisedWe’re Sailing Back, Boys! — A Queen Changes Course
A queen on a ship turns around and announces a change of plans: “WE’RE SAILING BACK, BOYS!” — probably not what the rowers wanted to...
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I’m Here for the Missionary Position
A comic about the most awkward misunderstanding in Christian missionary history. Panel 1: “I’m here for the missionary position.” Panel 2: “Yeah, we don’t call...
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UncategorisedWomen of Reddit, What Do You Think About the Fall of Constantinople?
The eternal question: what do women think about the Fall of Constantinople in 1453 to Mehmed II’s Ottoman forces? 918K upvotes on AskReddit. The top...
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I Read the Odyssey in the Original Greek. No Idea What It Says.
O Tanya shares a valuable lesson: reading The Odyssey in the original Greek is pointless if you don’t actually know Greek. The tweet: “i actually...
