Helen of Troy Movie Poster
HELEN OF TROY — A Mycenaean Tor presents. The poster that should have been.
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2004 Movies vs 2026 Movies — Hollywood Decline
2004 movies: Brad Pitt in Troy — blonde, muscular, masculine. 2026 movies: a teenager with a big gun. The decline of Hollywood leading men.
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Andy Serkis — No Tick Box Casting for The Hunt for Gollum
Andy Serkis: ‘I don’t think we’re doing a sort of politically correct… just casting for the sake of casting and ticking boxes version of the...
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Sydney Sweeney Should Have Been Helen of Troy
Sydney Sweeney — should have been cast as Helen of Troy. Labeled ‘Toxic Masculinity’ for saying it. Sometimes the obvious choice is the right one.
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Don’t Be Racist — Let the Orcs In
"Sire, the orcs are here." "Well don’t be racist, let them in!" The woke approach to national security.
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Helen of Troy Casting — One of the Worst Ever
Melian Refugee: ‘somehow, i feel like i seen this before’ Basil the Great: ‘Helen of Troy in The Odyssey (2026). Yes this is real. One...
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Andy Serkis — The Shire Feels Very White
Andy Serkis: ‘The Shire feels very much… very white.’ Andy Serkis rejects diversity push for new Lord of the Rings film. Sometimes accuracy matters more...
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July 15, 1099 — Capture of Jerusalem
On this day in 1099: The capture of Jerusalem during the First Crusade. The Dome of the Rock visible in the background, smoke rising. A...
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The Odyssey — Best Film to Date Says Fake Review
FILM REVIEW: ‘The Odyssey – Christopher Nolan’s massive, fearless adaptation is his best film to date.’ ★★★★★ The reviews are in. Five stars. Definitely not...
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Missionaries Meet Orthodox Monks — Reversal
Students: ‘Excuse me gentlemen, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?’ Orthodox monks: ‘Sure, what would you like to know?’ When the...
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Look at Me — I Am Helen of Troy Now v3
"LOOK AT ME. I AM HELEN OF TROY NOW." Another entry in the series.
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The Real Voyage of Odysseus — Caribbean Theory
The real voyage of Odysseus — according to this theory, his journey was in the Caribbean and Atlantic, not the Mediterranean. Scheria near Florida, Charybdis...