Gorgocutie

  • Hold the line

    Hold the line

    Telephone operator: Please hold the line, sir. Row of Roman soldiers with spears and shields holding the line.

  • Witch aesthetic

    Witch aesthetic

    Still from Sabrina the teenage witch with three cool girls: Witch aesthetic. Still from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt with a chaotic trio: Witch reality.

  • 3 Unread messages

    3 Unread messages

    Black and white photo of a soldier with a box of carrier pigeons on his back and a notification icon on them. Caption: 3 Unread...

  • From now on...

    From now on…

    From now on… A fat monk will shall be known as “a chunky monkey.” Painting of a fat monk enjoying his pint of beer.

  • Why tho?

    Why tho?

    When your Spanish teacher asks you to stand up in front of the class and read your homework out loud. Why tho meme with a...

  • You think this is funny?

    You think this is funny?

    The Pope: You think this is funny? Michelangelo, painting the gates of hell behind this throne: Laughs maniacally.

  • Hail Mary

    Hail Mary

    Hail Mary, full of grace, punch the devil in the face. Illustration of Mary punching the devil in the face.

  • Angel commando

    Angel commando

    Archangel Michael fighting Lucifer by stepping on him: Eat foot, Lucifer! Lucifer shying away: Dude… You’re wearing a skirt. I can see your junk!

  • Put a filter on it

    Put a filter on it

    Sits 27 hours for an oil painting. Omg delete that. I’m serious, Bartholomew. Do not hang that in the Great hall.