Are ya winning, son?
Are ya winning, son? And it’s Sisyphus.
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Boners in the Bible
In my study for Genesis 2:21-23, I discovered that the rib of Adam was not actually a rib. But was it a boner without a...
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Some one should tell Poseidon that his
Picture of a big wave crashing in the shape of a cat. Someone should tell Poseidon that his cat got out again.
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UncategorisedChrist calls off plans for return after realising
Christ calls off plans for return after realising it’s been so long it’ll be weird now.
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Didn't jog
2014: Didn’t jog 2015: Didn’t jog 2016: Didn’t jog 2017: Didn’t jog 2018: Didn’t jog 2019: Didn’t jog 2020: Still haven’t jogged This is a...
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UncategorisedZero
Look guys, I invented the concept of zero! Nice, now we can calculate the number of girlfriends you have. Lmao, nerd!
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Ok Broomer
Witch standing on a flying Roomba talking to witch flying on a broom: Ok Broomer.
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Give me a sign
Person: I’m so lost and confused. God, give me a sign. God: DEAR CHILD, LOOK TO THE SKY, YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED. GOD: Graph...
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Your life gets so much better when you
Your life gets so much better when you remove all the negative people from it. Genghis Khan.
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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch. Image of a happy witch at the beach.
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UncategorisedAnother one?
Medusa shows up at the genius bar holding petrified iPhone: Apple genius: Another one? Ma’am, we’ll replace it one last time, but from now on...
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The Romans scraped oil and sweat
The Romans scraped oil and sweat from gladiators and sold it. Boy: Ugh. Disgusting! Who would want that? Belle Delphine: Hey, wanna buy some bathwater?...