I hate it when that happens
Little-known downsides of immortality: Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost. Realising...
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Overrated Greek gods
Made by Mason Erickson. Do you agree with the chart? Overrated. It’s not necessarity bad, but too many people like it. Apollo, Hades. Good. It’s...
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They groan
Residents view the first iceberg of the season as it passes the South Shore, near Ferryland Newfoundland, Canada by Jody Martin. It… did not occur...
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I’m gonna make you mine
Man proposing to woman: I’m gonna make you mine. Picture of them both inside a mine with hard hats and pickaxes: The woman is like...
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This is completely plausible
Wonka: Congratulations, Charlie! My chocolate empire is yours. Charlie: That’s wondrous! Wonka: Now, first thing will be handling this PR crisis. Charlie: Wait, wha- Wonka:...
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The siren call of the fridge
Egyptian struggling to push open a tomb door: Door to fridge. Me at 3AM looking for cheddar cheese.
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The cast of the mummy is fire
My sexual orientation is the cast of the Mummy (1999)
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It was a sin that gave it flavour
It was a sin that gave it flavour. Augustine of Hippo.
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A hug
Illustration of a witch summoning a demon in a pentagram and candles: I just needed a hug. Asu rocks.
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That cake is for Zeus
Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus: Photo of a man bending over...
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Secret chord
David: Plays a secret chord. The Lord: Still of smug smile of Imhotep from the Mummy.
