Gorgocutie

  • Workout

    Picture of woman in red dress laying in pillows and reading. Caption: My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

  • Permutations of horse and man

    Headless horseman. Horseless man head. Horseman. Manhorse. Manless horse. Horseless man. Horseless headman. Manless horsehead. Headless horse. Lesshorse headman. Horsehorsehorse man Man man man man.

  • Lwyd

    Picture of a Lwyd. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mari_Lwyd Caption: I wish all people who have houses, a very LET ME IN.

  • Do not touch

    When the sign in the museum says, “Do not touch.” Painting of a man sticking his finger in the nasal hole of a human skull.

  • Get a tomb

    Comic panel of two mummies kissing on a bench in the park. Man walking his dog: Hey, you two! Get a tomb!

  • Splish splash

    Movie stills: Expectation, still of Ariel from the Little Mermaid getting wave on her back. Reality: still of Hercules getting out of the water all...

  • Burn

    Picture of a woman about to be burned at the stake. They say video games make you violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned...

  • Age of mythology is brutal

    Illustration of the apocalyptic moment in Pompeii, people drowning in waves, buildings collapsing. Caption: Point of view, you are a villager on a normal day...