Gorgocutie

  • Netflix Vs the Crown

    Absolutely screaming about the fact that Netflix responded to the Royal family whining about the Crown being fictional by pushing the documentary that is literally...

  • Go outside

    Picture of men chained inside a cave, looking at shadows projected on a wall. Caption, holy shit, go outside.

  • Delicious

    Meme of Gordon Ramsay: Tigris-Euphrates: *exists* Ancient Mesopotamia: Delicious. Finally some good fucking civilization.

  • Witch ball

    A Witch ball is a hollow glass sphere filled with herbs, crystals, sticks and stones (etc). According to Appalachian Mountain folklore, a witch ball was...

  • Aphodite's belly rolls

    Marble statue of Aphrodite kneeling and having stomach rolls. Caption: If Aphrodite, the goddess of Beauty has stomach rolls… so can you.

  • Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

    The concept of how Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was as a person always sends me into fits. Imagine making the most famous literary character of...

  • Platonic solids

    Picture of a perfect pentagonal dodecahedron made of snow. Caption: Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron? It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal...

  • The faeries

    Still from a Mothra movie of an Asian man in a suit. Caption: It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could...

  • Message request

    When women check the “Message request” section of their Facebook messenger. Pandora opening the box: There’s a dick in this box.

  • Double penetration

    Medieval picture of a person skewering a couple lying down on top of each other with a sword. Caption: Double penetration.

  • Crafty minotaur

    Greek vase style illustration of Theseus traversing the Labyrinth leaving the thread behind him. The Minotaur is following after him, picking up the thread and...