Happiness is…
Happiness is surveying your kingdom while being held by a peasant.
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In other news, Horus is back in town.
Photo of a bird photobombing a person walking. In other news, Horus is back in town.
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Grayskull
In front of Grayskull, an evil-looking lair: Wait. The good guy lives here?
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How does Moses make tea?
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
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Good guy Saint George
Saint George risking his life to test all dragons in the Roman empire for Covid-19.
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Immanuel Kant
Immanuel Kant, but at least Immanuel tried.
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My body's gone!
My body’s gone! Picture of Harry potter’s head floating since he’s wearing the invisibility cloak. Caption: A young aristocrat, moments after the French Revolution begins....
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Greco-Roman
Greco-Roman? Oh shit I thought you said: Picture of gecko with a Roman helmet
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Hold the line
Telephone operator: Please hold the line, sir. Row of Roman soldiers with spears and shields holding the line.
