Theseus and the Minotaur
Nobody: Theseus and the Minotaur: Statue of Theseus sitting on the slain Minotaur’s crotch.
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When someone asks me what kind of romance novels I like to read
Picture of woman with her boyfriend Death.
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You ever dip your entire Oreo in milk
You ever dip your entire Oreo in milk except for the part where you’re holding it and feel like Thetis dipping newborn Achilles into the...
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The Mephistopheles and Margaretta statue
The Mephistopheles and Margaretta statue (made of a massive piece of wood) is located in the Salar Jung Museum in India and was inspired by...
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I cast magic missile
Egyptian gods playing Dungeons and Dragons. I cast magic missile. DM: Roll 3d4. Four-sided dice fall from the sky in Egypt and land in the...
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I'm invincible, nothing can stop me
Achilles: I’m invincible, nothing can stop me. 5 mins later: Ow, my ankle.
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Can I call you back?
Man on phone in front of a water stream: Can I call you back? I’m just watching a live stream.
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No fucking way
Boss fish: You’re late again! What happened this time? Employee fish: Sir, you won’t believe. Moses parting the Red Sea. Employee fish stuck on one...
