Helen of Troy or Halle Berry?
"We need to attack Troy and bring Helen back." "Helen who? Do you have a sketch of Helen?" shows picture "I THOUGHT YOU SAID HALLE"...
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Your Plan Is to Scold Homer?
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. IF YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO TALK TO HOMER, ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS AUTHORS IN THE WORLD; YOUR PLAN...
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Look at Me — I Am the Helen of Troy Now
"LOOK AT ME. I AM THE HELEN OF TROY NOW." The classic race-swap meme format. Original Helen (Diane Kruger, accurate to the myth) being told...
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Bungie Continues Greek Tradition of Dying After Marathon
GG TRIBUNE reports: Bungie Continues Greek Tradition of Dying After Marathon. A pun on two levels. The Battle of Marathon (490 BCE) killed the Persians....
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What Hollywood Thinks I Want vs What I Actually Want
What Hollywood thinks I want: a stylized 300 Spartan with abs and slow-motion kicks. What I want: Mel Gibson making historically accurate epics about people...
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Someone Tell Homer He Isn’t Being True to Nolan’s Vision
George Alexopoulos (@GPrime85): "So I’ve been rereading the Odyssey and I’m not seeing a lot of defying the gods here. In fact, all the characters...
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250 Years Since Telling the British to Go Fuck Themselves
British soldier: "PAY YOUR TEA TAX." American colonist: "GO FUCK YOURSELVES." 250 years later, America is still celebrating telling the British to go fuck themselves....
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The Original Brexit — July 4, 1776
The Declaration of Independence — THE ORIGINAL BREXIT. July 4, 1776. The original divorce from the crown. 250 years later, Britain still hasnt recovered.
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1981 Marble Scandal — Britain Must Give Them Back
The 1981 Marble Scandal protest in London. Two Greek protesters in black balaclavas climbed a scaffolding platform and hung a banner: ‘BRITAIN MUST GIVE THE...
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Nolan’s Odyssey Trailer — 357K Dislikes
Nolan’s Odyssey official trailer stats: 4.5M Views | 19.4K Comments 57K Likes | 357.8K Dislikes That’s roughly 14% like ratio. The comments speak for themselves....
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Spartan War Cry — Queen Gorgo
Queen Gorgo screaming the Spartan war cry: Ιγκό ταίλι άσιλω!!! From 300 — when the queen is as fierce as the warriors holding her back....
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It’s Only Treason If You Lose — July 4th
The two perspectives on July 4th. Top: British view — ‘HAPPY TREASON DAY. UNGRATEFUL COLONIALS.’ Bottom: American view — ‘IT’S ONLY TREASON IF YOU LOSE.’...
