Nolans Greek Armourer — Homers Odyssey
“The Greek Armourer Who Perfectly Recreated Homers Odyssey Armor Has His Moment Of Silence.” Christopher Nolan. Odysseus. The Mask of Agamemnon.
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This Is Your Life — Roman Empire to Depression
“THIS IS YOUR LIFE:” Birth → Childhood (Nyan Cat) → College → Career → Learn about the Fall of the Roman Empire → Incurable Depression
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Close Your Eyes — What Do You See
“Close your eyes bro” “Okay bro” “What do you see?” “Nothing…” “Thats the tribute Im going to pay you” “Bro…”
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Family Guy — More Accurate Than Nolans Odyssey
Cracked: “Family Guy Had More Accurate Greek Armor Than Christopher Nolans The Odyssey.” “Seth MacFarlane is a more faithful student of the classics than the...
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Classical Education — Plato, Aristotle, Sophocles, Thucydides
“Imagine graduating from university having never read: Plato on justice Aristotle on friendship Sophocles on pride Thucydides on power Would previous generations have called that...
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Brad Pitt Forced to Play Achilles — Method Acting
“Brad Pitt being unwilling to play Achilles but being forced into it by a prior obligation is honestly quite on theme for the Iliad.” Pitt...
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Acropolis Storm — The Gods Punish Hubris
Sudden storm hits the Acropolis of Athens. Tourists panicking at the Parthenon. That is what you get for disrespecting Homer. The gods remember.
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Genghis Khans Dashboard — Operational Insights Meme
“Do you think Genghis Khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights.” George Saoulidis: “Basically yeah, he had to have some autists doing logistics...
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Nolan Editing Homer — Misogynistic Odyssey
“Christopher Nolan said he had to change the ending of Homers Odyssey, specifically Telemachuss punishment of the disloyal maidservants, because it is so grim and...
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Age of Mythology Devs Said Mindanao Is Atlantis
“According to the developers of Age of Mythology, the Philippine island of Mindanao is Atlantis.” Media literacy is dead. What did they mean by this.
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Nolan Damaged Viking Ship — Cant Tell Greek From Norse
Nolans Odyssey controversy: rented a hand-built Viking ship replica for the movie, returned it with structural damage. Reply: “Ok but what did they think would...
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Calypso Tricked Odysseus — Against His Will
“The beautiful sorceress tricked you to stay with her for a whole year? Against your will?” Calypso keeping Odysseus on Ogygia for 7 years. Oh...