Terry Pratchett on Elves — No One Ever Said They Were Nice


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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

— Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“Terry Pratchett, you goddamn genius wordsmith. The world is poorer for your absence.”


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