I just cawed to say I love you
Crow talking on the iPhone: I just cawed to say I love you.
Pundora
Puns. The more groan, the better.
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I've never come this way before
Three nuns riding bicycles. Nun 1: I’ve never come this way before. Nun 2: It’s the cobblestones.
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Would you like to donate to my charity?
Crow: Excuse me ma’am? Woman: What? Crow: Would you like to donate to my charity? Woman: Maybe. What’s it called? Crow: CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!...
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Jesus supped with his Apostles
Jesus supped with his Apostles.John XIII. 14 Jesus: Sup. Apostles replying: Sup.
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Can I call you back?
Man on phone in front of a water stream: Can I call you back? I’m just watching a live stream.
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Obesity runs in my family
Distressed woman: Obesity runs in my family. Cat: Nobody runs in your family.
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All these philosopher puns
All these philosopher puns are getting out of Kantrol.
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What's that? You hate stupid puns?
What’s that? You hate stupid puns? My Apollo-gees.
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How does Moses make tea?
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
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Immanuel Kant
Immanuel Kant, but at least Immanuel tried.
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Greco-Roman
Greco-Roman? Oh shit I thought you said: Picture of gecko with a Roman helmet