Give me a sign
Person: I’m so lost and confused. God, give me a sign. God: DEAR CHILD, LOOK TO THE SKY, YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED. GOD: Graph...
OhMyGods
Either weird stuff about gods from mythology or an honest-to-gods reaction to dumbfuckery.
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Look, you're going to hell
Christian girl showing the Bible, Muslim girl showing the Quran: Look you’re going to hell. OMG you too.
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Thor's best weapons
Mjolnir? No. Thunder? No. Get help? YES.
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Literally anyone else
Distracted boyfriend meme with Greek gods. Zeus. Hera. Literally anyone else.
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So you've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of
So you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of Zeus on a Goose.
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Theseus and the Minotaur
Nobody: Theseus and the Minotaur: Statue of Theseus sitting on the slain Minotaur’s crotch.
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I cast magic missile
Egyptian gods playing Dungeons and Dragons. I cast magic missile. DM: Roll 3d4. Four-sided dice fall from the sky in Egypt and land in the...
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In other news, Horus is back in town.
Photo of a bird photobombing a person walking. In other news, Horus is back in town.
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No one worships those gods anymore
History professor: No one worships those gods anymore. Anyone who did has passed away by now. Pagans: Quit telling everyone I’m dead! History professor: Sometimes...
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Pussy power
Poseidon: God of the ocean. Dionysus: God of wine. Zeus: God of gods. Aphrodite: Whore magic.
