Fewer Men Would Have Turned to Stone if Medusa Had Bigger Boobs
Medusa: My eyes are up here. Meet Gorgocutie at https://gorgocutie.com
OhMyGods
Either weird stuff about gods from mythology or an honest-to-gods reaction to dumbfuckery.
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Look what you made me do, Nemesis
Zeus: CEO of the gods. Aphrodite: Goddess of love. Nemesis, standing in the middle of a destroyed room with a sword: All I think about...
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Loki's son
Thor: Where did the horse come from? Loki: Is my son. Thor, shook: You had sex with a mare? Loki, calm: I was the mare....
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Our god, your god
Christian: Our god is better than your god! Muslim: Our god is the one true god! Greeks: Check out our gods, they’re drunk as fuck....
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Aphrodite and Hephaestus
Venus and Vulcan Aphrodite and Hephaestus Homer, mentions that Hephaestus was the son of Zeus and Hera. Others (Hesiod, for instance), states that Hera conceived...
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Woman in Greece minding their own business
Picture of Zeus. And then along came Zeus.
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The Christ And The Buddha: How Can You Explain the Uncanny Simil
Buddhism and Christianity arose independently of each other, separated as they were by almost 3,000 miles and at least 500 years. In terms of religious...
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I love you
Aphrodite: I love you. Ares: I’m aware. Aphrodite: Aren’t you gonna say it back? Ares: It back.
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a la kronos 😎 #greekmythology #classics #ancientgreece #BoseAllO
@callowromantic a la kronos 😎 #greekmythology #classics #ancientgreece #BoseAllOut #fyp #foryoupage ♬ original sound – jules
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God of Thirst Traps
Adonis According to Greek mythology, Adonis was the god of beauty and desire. Originally, he was a god worshipped in the area of Phoenicia (modern...
