Fewer Men Would Have Turned to Stone if Medusa Had Bigger Boobs
Medusa: My eyes are up here. Meet Gorgocutie at https://gorgocutie.com
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Dionysus and Ariadne
Dionysus and Ariadne According to an Athenian version, Minos attacked Athens after his son was killed there. The Athenians asked for terms and were required...
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The Genghis Khan Biography: Military Genius, Genocidal Maniac, S
Genghis Khan: the infamous 13th century Emperor of the Mongol Empire was one the most ferocious and ruthless people to have ever lived on planet...
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Viking cleanliness
According to historians, Vikings were actually quite hygienic and cleaner than most Europeans of that time. They took baths at least once a week, changed...
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A mortal in Greek mythology
A mortal in Greek mythology immediately after boasting that they’re better at something than one of the gods: “(Chuckles) I’m in danger” meme.
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Never again, Gary
Rennaisance painting if a bacchanalia, fat man holding a fruit bowl in front of his crotch. Woman: We aren’t falling for it again, Gary. We...
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Look what you made me do, Nemesis
Zeus: CEO of the gods. Aphrodite: Goddess of love. Nemesis, standing in the middle of a destroyed room with a sword: All I think about...
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Hercules and the Horses of Diomedes
Hercules and the Horses of Diomedes Diomedes had four horses that ate humans. Diomedes was king of Thrace, whose parents were Ares and Cyrene. The...
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Mythological Bridge of Scylla & Charybdis Would Unite Italy with
Desperate to jump-start a stalled economy, in 2020 Italian Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte revived a long-dormant infrastructure project.
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Girls only want one thing
Someone: Hey, I love your armour! Armoured girl, proudly: Thanks, it has pockets!
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Hero deaths
Achilles: Died from an arrow striking his heel. Hercules: Died from centaur blood acid. Icarus: Picture of hot wings.
